G. I. DONT

This is an important questions to ask yourself before making the big leap of faith...off a big goddammed cliff.

Sunday, February 27, 2005

Constantine

That was the absolute worste fucking experiance that I have encountered in a great deal of time. It was a giant fucking Pope commercial saying "fuck you" to the self-respecting Protestants that don't love tithes and mourning my religion. It is also drawn out. I have to run. Later bitches.

1 Comments:

At March 3, 2005 at 12:00 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

You forgot that the movie is anit-smoking too! The Pope and Truth wrote this one.

Here are some quotes from the late, great Hunter S. Thompson I thought you'd like:

"I've always considered writing the most hateful kind of work. I suspect it's a bit like fucking, which is only fun for amateurs. Old whores don't do much giggling."

"I have always loved marijuana. It has been a source of joy and comfort to me for many years. And I still think of it as a basic staple of life, along with beer and ice and grapefruits - and millions of Americans agree with me."

"America: just a nation of two hundred million used car salesmen with all the money we need to buy guns and no qualms about killing anybody else in the world who tries to make us uncomfortable."

"Anytime there's a big sporting event, go to either the winning or losing town; there'll be riots in both of them. Riots are fun."

"Avoid being seized by the police. The cops are not your friends. Don't tell them anything."

"Have an objective to give your bender a theme. For instance, stalking and killing a wild pig with a bowie knife."

"Register at a hotel under a pseudonym, and then rent two convertibles - a Porsche and a green Cadillac - so you can switch cars when things start to go bad. Be sure to launch one of these cars off a steep hill."

"Some may never live, but the crazy never die."

He will be missed.

Ciao man.

 

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